Twin: I need to try the recipe with egg whites. Good for the immune system.

laura: Gawd, I love these. I gave my BIL a book of Chuck Norris facts for Christmas.

Kaytie: So true! They contain all four food groups: sugar, salt, fat and crunch.

LilSis: Thanks! Now I’m wondering about your secret ingredient …

Cathy: The secret is HAVING NO SHAME.

dawn: Thank you, my sister. Testify!

Maria: Definitely a change from the sugary ones at the mall. Although they are really freaking good.

My First Kitchen: Amen to that.

The Duo Dishes: Long live the spicy/sweet. It’s never boring.

Hey, have you read this list of little known facts about Chuck Norris? It’s long but well worth the read.

*Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

*Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

*Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

*Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.

*Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

*Everytime Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks someone an angel gets its wings. But Chuck Norris hates angels. So everytime an angel gets its wings it also gets a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.

*Chuck Norris always has the right of way.

*Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and he taketh away.

*The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

*If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

*Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

*Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can’t get up the courage to tell him.

*Chuck Norris can mathematically make two wrongs equal a right.

*The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’s fist.

*After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more “humane”.

*Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth’s atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

*Chuck Norris knows what Willis was talkin’ about.

*Chuck Norris appeared in the “Street Fighter II” video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

*Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

*Similar to a Russian Nesting Doll, if you were to break Chuck Norris open you would find another Chuck Norris inside, only smaller and angrier.

:-) Yeah!