BREAKING NEWS: Summer is coming.

You knew that, but I have been living in deep, deep denial, mainly because I hate wearing shorts.

They look stupid.

I mean, I’m sure they look great on you. Your legs are long and tan, you golden goddess. Mine are short and as white as the underbelly of an albino cave-dwelling fish. They just don’t respond to sunlight. If I were a character from “Game of Thrones,” I’d be a White Walker.

But I’m sure I’ll find some light fabric to cover my shame. In the meantime, I’m getting ready to fight my way through the grocery with the rest of my last-minute brethren. What, you, too? High-fives all around!

Here are some ideas for what to make this weekend:

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Pork and Chorizo Burgers with Green Chile Mayo (shown above)

Classic Coleslaw

Mexican Grilled Corn

Drunken Blondies or White Chocolate-Strawberry Pie

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Grilled Porterhouse (shown above) or Bacon-Wrapped Filet Mignon

Twice-Baked Potatoes

Grilled Vegetable Skewers with Pesto Vinaigrette

Strawberry Shortcake with Cream Biscuits

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Rib-Eye, New Potato and Portobello Kebabs (shown above)

Bacon and Blue Cheese Wedge Salad

Stuffed Tomatoes Provencal

Nana Frances’s Chocolate Chess Pie

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Grilled Flank Steak with Chimichurri (shown above)

Grilled Jalapeño and Lime Shrimp

Guacamole (with chips)

Mexican Grilled Corn

Key Lime Pie

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Char Siu Pork (shown above) or Huli-Huli Chicken

Veggies with Light Green Goddess Dip,

Hawaiian Macaroni Salad

Hawaiian Wedding Cake

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Grilled Country-Style Ribs with Maple-Chipotle Barbecue Sauce (shown above)

Cheesy Mexican Cornbread

Coleslaw

Deviled Eggs

Stovetop Mac-n-Cheese

Chocolate Pudding Pie

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Grilled Vegetable and Goat Cheese Sandwiches with Balsamic Vinaigrette (shown above)

Mexican Grilled Corn

Strawberry-Rhubarb Crisp