What you call love was invented by guys like me to sell nylons.–Don Draper

Have you heard enough about the return of Mad Men yet?

I won’t bore you with a synopsis, because if you’ve never seen the show, a summary won’t make sense anyway. People write a lot about the 60s-inspired fashion and cocktail culture, but Mad Men is more than a time capsule or an adult version of The Wonder Years. It’s the best kind of television show, the kind that has you waking up and wondering about the characters. Caring about them.

Anyway, after a long hiatus, Mad Men’s third season starts tomorrow night, and there will be great rejoicing at the Continental Crump House. In honor of the shout-hallelujah return of Don Draper and the entire Sterling Cooper gang, we put together this menu of foods that are either show-related or truly horrible plays on words. Enjoy.

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